My husband and I just celebrated our 11th wedding anniversary. We are both still alive too. When you have been married for as long as we have you have fights like this:
Me: Thanks for the Garmin, How do I use it?
Him: Read the manual
Me: **blank stare**
Him: Really, I don't need to do it for you.
Me: You know I don't read directions
Him: I am not doing it.
Me: Take it back then....Hmmmmmfp
So now I am blogging, and he is looking at the user manual. Ha!
After 11 years there are a few things he should know about me:
1. I never ever read instructions,
2. I screw things up because I don't read the directions
3. I am a spoiled brat
Thankfully he loves me anyway.
We celebrated our anniversary on Friday night. We suckered my brother to watch all 3kiddos and we went to dinner at a place that did not have a drive through. We ate like linebackers. When I ordered my wine, the lady asked if I wanted to "try" it. I said "nope, this is fine" as I immediately started chugging. I am not sure what classy people do, but if it has "wine" on the label, I am fine with it.
After two glasses of wine and a very heavy dinner we decided to go get a drink. This is where my common sense left me. I decided to have mini martinis that were not so mini, an Appletini, a Cosmo, and a Chocolatini. Quite the mix with the wine. They were good and I was good and drunk. We relieved my brother of his childcare duties and I had another cocktail with him and played Guitar Hero. Lets just say, I slept well that night and had to take a nap the next day.
My progress towards my weight loss slowed down this weekend. I still got up 5-5:30AM just to be consistent but my diet and exercise was less than par. I am recommitted and I am going to work hard this week.