*sigh*At job #2 a customer asked if we carried the large Toy Story dolls. She already had Buzz Lightyear but she wanted Woody. I immediately got on my customer service hat on and called the toy department over the the walky looking for her request.
I need the big Woody!
I said it faster than my brain could process it. After the words were hanging out there, I realize what I had said and so did the customer. We laughed uncontrollably for about five minutes. What was even funnier was my "trainer" is not from this country and could not understand why we were laughing. I told explained, but it got lost in the translation. I am glad that I fit right in with all the high school kids.
This statement is going in the archives with "I love Dick!". That statement made my boss fall off of her chair. I went in with this exclamation 8 months pregnant. She said "That is obvious". I died laughing. Innocently, I went into her office excited to tell her I solved a problem. Dick, a co-worker of mine helped me and I was beyond grateful. Hence, I love Dick. Wow, I really have a problem with saying clean things and having them come out dirty.
Thank you all for the kind words regarding my pooch. I needed to lighten the mood of my very depressing post below.