Dear Sauna Yoga Do-er,
Thank you so much for your show today in the sauna. We really appreciated the full moon view of your ass whilst in downward dog. Also, I admire your will to do Yoga poses laying down on the floor of the sauna. Me, I won't step in one without flip-flips and I am grossed out by what is on the floor. But you....you go all out. I
deeply apologize for stifling laughter as you jumped from pose to pose, I am immature like that. Then again, it is not every day that you see a mostly naked woman doing yoga in sauna.
Sarge and I decided to shake things up a bit on our lunch routine. Since we are detoxing and neither one of us have much for energy, we thought we would take advantage of the Rec Center's sauna. It was so relaxing and was a great treat for this -20 something below zero day. A treat until Little Miss Yoga came in to practice.Righhhhhttt . We stayed in for about 30 minutes (I couldn't handle seeing the the ass in the air one more time). It was a nice break and my skin looks fabulous if I do say so myself.
Day 2 and most of day 3 is going well on the detox. I haven't caved yet which absolutely shocks me. I still have my withdrawl headache and brain fog going on today. I can't seem to pull my head out of my ass. I am beginning to think this hooey is working because I walked by the vending machine and I didn't even whimper over not being allowed to have chocolate. Although, I did see a guy in my office with a big Chipotle burrito....I was playing in my mind how I could steal it from him. I didn't, I just enjoyed some steamed brown rice with spinach and pretended it was a burrito.
I skipped the Jillian workout yesterday and I am not sure what today holds. I am really weak and lightheaded so I may just play a littleWii Fit with the kiddos when I get home. I haven't had a good insult in a few days! Bring it Wii...