Wednesday, July 22, 2009
A Little Note
Dear Coworker that Uses Alli,
I commend you for taking the initiative to control your weight. I wonder if you read the fine print of the package? Especially the part that reads about the warnings, specifically the part about loose oily stools. As a person that shares the office rest room with you, I would really appreciate a double or triple flush after a bathroom break. I don't appreciate walking into a toilet stall with orange oily residue in the bowl. Thankfully there was a clean stall open, however, others had the same surprise upon entering the ladies room. I do have to show some appreciation, because after I was done gagging and dry heaving, I lost my appetite and didn't eat my lunch. For that, I thank you.
All the best with your weight loss efforts, you certainly are helping me with mine.