We are not sure if you noticed us sitting by your desk quietly for months. We are sitting here collecting dust and are definitely a tripping hazard. We are over six months old and you have yet to take us on a REAL run!!! What happened to you? You were running double digit mileage and now you just sit on your flabby ass typing about how one day you will run again.
We are no longer allowing you to ignore us.
We have come up with wonderful solution for your lack of motivation. We also know that you need a goal in order to get the ball rolling. How about a small race?
Polar Dash 5K on January 1st, 2010. This will be a great way for you to start the new year as well as finish 2009 without being a complete failure. You have a little over a month to train and nobody says you have to run it fast or even the whole thing.
Please do it for us. Consider it. We deserve to be worn once in awhile. We would also like to add that we are a much more attractive pair then your current fugly friends.
Your Saucony Mighty Pair...
Lefty and Righty