Friday, November 20, 2009

So, When Are You Due?

Yesterday at work we had a big meeting that brought the accounting community together.  It is a chance to catch up on grocery lists, hang man, and sleep policy changes, system updates, and a chance to network with other accounting freaks types. 

On one of our breaks, I made my way over to my boss's table to say hello to her and a former coworker of mine.  No sooner did I say hello when I felt my former colleague's finger poking my belly and her asking me WHEN I WAS DUE???!!!!!  My knee jerk reaction was to sit on her and just start slinging insults back while I punch her in the face.  I kept my cool because I was at work and my boss was right there (although my boss gave her the stare down, gasped and screamed OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!).  True to form, I cracked a few jokes and said that I hope she can sleep at night know she caused me to develop eating disorder.

Moral of the story.....I am just fat, not pregnant.  Thank you.



Hi Ho, Hi Ho.....off to Weight Watchers I go.

25 comments:

teacherwoman said...

OMG! That's horrible! I would have bitch slapped her!

Kelly said...

Haven't we seen this happen enough in movies to know that you do NOT say that to someone?! I had a coworker who was 6 months pregnant when I met her, and I STILL didn't bring it up until she did... just in case!

Missy said...

Yeah, not even close to pregnant. And don't touch me, sheesh.

Diana said...

See now Carly if you would take a kb class, you'd have your bell at work with you and this is a great time to bring it out and bash this person upside their head!!!!

lindsay said...

wow! what a biatch!! hope you can use her stupidity as fuel for the fire.

Mel-2nd Chances said...

Wow, some people really have no shame. i say use that as motivation, but try not to let their stupidity get ya down...

Janice {Run Far} said...

I had someone do this to me once. I was mordified. My response.... "No, but I think I'll burn this shirt"

Ann said...

WHAT!! Can people really be that stupid?!?

Heather said...

What a freaking nightmare! When will people learn???? Never say that to anyone.

Carolina John said...

wow. that biatch deserved a serious meat punch.

Lily on the Road said...

LOL at Stacy, I'd have bitch slapped her too! GAH!!!

Good comeback though Chica, I'll have to remember that one...LOL

MCM Mama said...

LOL at your response (and your boss' response), but I would have totally bitch slapped her.

Aka Alice said...

Yeah...one of my husband's co-workers said something like that to me once.

I'm pretty sure that's when I started running.

But still...people can be idiots sometimes.

You look nowhere near preggers.

RunToTheFinish said...

Dude a knock down drag out would have ensued..you are a kinder person than I. Seriously I've seen your picture and would not mistake you for a pregnant woman

Al's CL Reviews said...

A WOMAN said this!?!?!?! What a C&NT!

lifestudent said...

There are some people who have a habit of inserting their own foot into their own mouth. I believe you had an unfortunate interaction with one ;)

karen@fitnessjourney said...

OMG, I would have throttled that woman! I see your picture and you don't appear pregnant. I certainly wouldn't refer to you as fat either.

Anonymous said...

PISS IN HER CHILI!!!!!!

-Jay Zass

Diane said...

Oh God, that's my nightmare. Bless your heart (and self control) for not 1) smacking her silly, and 2) breaking down in a weepy puddle on the floor.

WW does work, though! I started on July 2 and I hit -45lbs yesterday! I sent the baby back ;)

Anonymous said...

Umm, no I'm not pregnant. But hey if you want to feel me some more, call me and I can arange that. heh heh ... walks away

Jess said...

That happens in real life? My good, I would have taken that woman out back and broken her knee caps!

TriJenPB said...

LOL, what a tard. Who would be dumb enough to open their mouth and make such a stupid and obviously incorrect statement, you don't look pregnant, she was just being an self absorbed a$$. Glad you could find the humor in the situation and didn't beat the daylights out of her, hehe.

Deanna - The Unnatural Mother said...

Don't freaking people know that you NEVER ask that question, NO MATTER WHAT. What an ass!!!!

Megan said...

Yikes! That's some serious foot in mouth.

Megsie said...

Oh, yes. This is why I began Weight Watchers originally. I was tired of being mistaken for a pregnant lady, with TWINS and another kid. "Oh, you must be busy, and ANOTHER ONE on the way?" Ugh.