On one of our breaks, I made my way over to my boss's table to say hello to her and a former coworker of mine. No sooner did I say hello when I felt my former colleague's finger poking my belly and her asking me WHEN I WAS DUE???!!!!! My knee jerk reaction was to sit on her and just start slinging insults back while I punch her in the face. I kept my cool because I was at work and my boss was right there (although my boss gave her the stare down, gasped and screamed OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!!!!). True to form, I cracked a few jokes and said that I hope she can sleep at night know she caused me to develop eating disorder.
Moral of the story.....I am just fat, not pregnant. Thank you.