She had the words wild ride scrolled across her ass. Did I mention she was pushing a stroller??? I really need to get me some of these shorts.
All Dressed Up
This is what I wore to the fireworks. It was a cute outfit but my 6" pumps kept getting stuck in the grass.
Gimme a Break!
This Carnie told me his entire life story while I waiting in line for the Spinning Bear ride. I learned that he didn't have one "mofoing break" (his words not mine) since 4:30 AM and how he makes 1/8th of minimum wage. Then he continued the story about how he got stood up at the alter. I didn't even make eye contact with this fella and he still had to share his drama with me.
OH NO, It's the 5-0!
There is nothing like having a moment with your daughter on a kiddie ride and looking out to see people being cuffed and hauled away at a carnival.
This dude was in the "spinning bears ride" with my daughter and I. He took his girlfriend on a kiddie ride and was sporting this class act tee-shirt.
Stacy and Clinton, you are needed in Minneapolis STAT!!!!
We have to go the this carnival EVERY YEAR because of how trashy it is. It is always a good time! I know this is not really a nice thing to do but I got some great laughs tonight. I will see you all in hell because that is where I am going after posting this.
Happy 4th of July!!!!!!