I can't believe Halloween has come and gone. This year may have been one of the more lame ones I have lived through because I was sick with some flu like bug. That would at least explain my extreme crabbiness and my sheer hatred for the Monster Dash. I spent most of the weekend fused to the couch watching really trashy TV. I did go to work the rest of the week but had very little energy to do anything but watch TV. Since I do not have anything to post about running or weight loss, I have a recap of how I lost a few brain cells:
I have never seen so many trashy foul mouthed bitches in my life. The whole premise of the show is some girl is getting married and it is her day so she gets to be a total bitch to anyone and everyone. It is Jerry Springer crossed with TLC's A Wedding Story
I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant
Three words..... What the F#*^;!!!! Really? REALLY? I watched the dramatization of some chick who thought she was constipated grunt and groan on the toilet and low and behold...she literally shit a kid out in the toilet. Sorry, I just do not buy this crap......especially when they delivered full term babies. But the show is like a train wreck and I could not stop watching.
Top Secret Recipe
Some dude tries cloning famous foods such as KFC and Cinnabon. He gets clues to see if he can recreate the junk food. He lost me when he started stalking people for recipes and did some dumpster diving to see if he could get more information from restaurant's garbage. To me that seems like it is crossing the line into freakdom. Now if he could recreate a Reese's candy bar, maybe, but he lost me at KFC. It was kind of creepy.
The Today Show
Anyone else just wanna pop Ann Curry in the mouth for no real reason? (see I told you I was in a mood).
The one the wins the award:
Sharktopus. It is a movie about a shark/octopus hybrid that was created by the military. Something goes haywire in this thing and it terrorizes people. It was beyond bad but it was something that I could not stop watching. If you are wondering whatever happened to Eric Roberts, you can find him here. This movie gets the Chubby Chick two thumbs up award (see I told you I was on the couch too long).