Why am I writing about a Fleshlight? I have been getting so many of those awesome "anonymous" comments about them so I had to see what the heck they were talking about. I searched for the keyword, clicked into one of the sites, gasped and quickly shut it down. Things that make you go hmmmm. People really use them? These type of comments are annoying but of course I now find them kind of humorous. Here are two of my favorites from my last post:
Anyway, Noel, our latest addition, is only six month old, and she now
has her own a signature fleshlight!
The right arm comes over the right to make certain are put.
Ovum Transfer OT: collecting eggs from the female side of the East.
The book is an extension of her already flirtatious demeanor, said Porn Star
Global in an announcement issued Tuesday. You can choose from a diverse range
of vibrators are rechargeable and do not bark.
March 21, 2013 at 11:53 PM
The same is true of a tree above a river, his axe fell
into the well. This precursor to the modern
jock strap was known as a Artificial Vagina. Sometimes a person will be overcome
by masturbation ones in a while but perhaps this particular piece is best written
without my normally generous use of anecdotes.
Also visit my web blog sex toys for men
March 16, 2013 at 3:34 AM
Wow. Just wow. How do these comments get generated? I am still shaking my head. Oh...again, do NOT Google Fleshlight. *shudder* This will teach me to ignore my blog for so long.
So while the hackers have taken over my blog, I have been busy. Here are the cliff notes:
School:It is going awesome. I love being a student. I am currently building a website for my final project. I think it is going to ROCK. I also got an A in my other class. Woo Hoo! I have never in my life had a 4.0 and I am determined to keep it that way.
Weight Training:My 8 week weight training class is coming to an end. I love it and I really think it has been making a difference with my running. I would like to keep up a strength program but I am not sure I can do it on my own by just going to the gym. What do you do for strength? Crossfit? DVDs (Shred, P90X, etc)? Gym? Personal Trainer?
Running:I am really behind in my training but my weekday runs are getting a lot better. Truth be told, it has been about 4 years since I have felt this good running. I of course am knocking on wood saying that, but I really feel awesome. My long runs aren't were they need to be but I know I will be able to pull off a decent (for me) finish at Grandma's. Twin Cities Marathon is the one I am working on getting a 4:30 finish.
Twin Cities Marathon:Oh yeah....I signed up for that race! My friend Kelli from Arizona is coming to Minnesota for both Grandma's and Twin Cities and we will be doing them together (together meaning we will drive to the race, snap a before and after shot, and drive home....she is a bit quicker than I am). I am working hard to achieve a PR for this race.
A Note from my Play ListI am one of those people that does not understand lyrics to songs very well. One day in the car, the song "Little Talks" by Of Monsters and Men came on the radio and I asked Chubby Hubby how they could get away with playing that song on the radio. He looked at me like I was nuts. The conversation went down like this:
Chubby Hubby: What do you think they are saying?
Me: Clearly, they are saying this shit will kill ya.
Chubby Hubby: You are an idiot, don't you mean this ship will carry us.
That was my random play list thought because it just came on the radio. Every since that conversation I laugh every time I hear that song. What songs have you gotten all wrong?
This is a very dumbed down and boring blog post. I miss my little corner of the interweb. I will write more than once this month!!