Friday, April 5, 2013

What the Hell is a Flesh Light?

That is a question you should never ask and NEVER, EVER Google!!!  Consider that my good deed of the day giving you all fair warning.

Why am I writing about a Fleshlight?  I have been getting so many of those awesome "anonymous" comments about them so I had to see what the heck they were talking about.  I searched for the keyword, clicked into one of the sites, gasped and quickly shut it down.  Things that make you go hmmmm.  People really use them?  These type of comments are annoying but of course I now find them kind of humorous.  Here are two of my favorites from my last post:

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  Wow.  Just wow.  How do these comments get generated?  I am still shaking my head.  Oh...again, do NOT Google Fleshlight.  *shudder*  This will teach me to ignore my blog for so long. 
So while the hackers have taken over my blog, I have been busy.  Here are the cliff notes:

School:

It is going awesome.  I love being a student. I am currently building a website for my final project.  I think it is going to ROCK.  I also got an A in my other class.  Woo Hoo!  I have never in my life had a 4.0 and I am determined to keep it that way.

Weight Training:

My 8 week weight training class is coming to an end.  I love it and I really think it has been making a difference with my running.  I would like to keep up a strength program but I am not sure I can do it on my own by just going to the gym.  What do you do for strength?  Crossfit?  DVDs (Shred, P90X, etc)?  Gym?  Personal Trainer?

 

Running:

I am really behind in my training but my weekday runs are getting a lot better.  Truth be told, it has been about 4 years since I have felt this good running.  I of course am knocking on wood saying that, but I really feel awesome.  My long runs aren't were they need to be but I know I will be able to pull off a decent (for me) finish at Grandma's.  Twin Cities Marathon is the one I am working on getting a 4:30 finish.

Twin Cities Marathon:

Oh yeah....I signed up for that race!  My friend Kelli from Arizona  is coming to Minnesota for both Grandma's and Twin Cities and we will be doing them together (together meaning we will drive to the race, snap a before and after shot, and drive home....she is a bit quicker than I am).  I am working hard to achieve a PR for this race.

A Note from my Play List

I am one of those people that does not understand lyrics to songs very well.  One day in the car, the song "Little Talks" by Of Monsters and Men came on the radio and I asked Chubby Hubby how they could get away with playing that song on the radio.  He looked at me like I was nuts.  The conversation went down like this:

Chubby Hubby: What do you think they are saying?
Me:  Clearly, they are saying this shit will kill ya.
Chubby Hubby:   You are an idiot, don't you mean this ship will carry us.

That was my random play list thought because it just came on the radio.  Every since that conversation I laugh every time I hear that song.  What songs have you gotten all wrong?

This is a very dumbed down and boring blog post.  I miss my little corner of the interweb.  I will write more than once this month!!


8 comments:

bobbi said...

Um, fleshlight? BAHAHAHAHA! Snort.

Find another strength class!! (Bodypump maybe? or a boot camp?)

And as a funny aside, Jenna and I were talking about that song the other day. Rather, I was laughing HYSTERICALLY when she said she thought they sang "Barney (yes the purple dinosaur) is safe to show" instead of "bodies safe to shore."

And now, I can't un-sing it that way.

Megsie said...

You know I want to google it don't you? I totally do. I won't, so you will have to tell me about it the next time we bump into each other.

Nora said...

You know the Lynyrd Skynyrd song "Sweet Home Alabama"? At the very beginning you hear the lead singer say, "Turn it up". For years I thought he said "Tiny dogs". The saddest thing is that I never questioned the stupidness of what I thought I was hearing.....

And now I am DYING to Google Flesh Light but am too chicken.

Losing Lindy said...

Now I totally want to google that too. :)

I was getting some really odd anonymous notes, so I went with no anonymous notes, it has really helped

Soupy said...

yeah, what's scary also, is to go to the "life feed" of your blog traffic and you can see where the hits come from- you can also see if they did a search, what they typed in *eyebrows raised* and that led to THE BLOG you are writing (in my case, I have 2 youn girls and simple, sweet things were taken the wrong way and I had to delete the posts)
Amazing how sick people are.
Anyways, I'm for one so excited for Grandma's this year!! :) It's gonna be a 21 YEAR REUNION ! LOL

oh and have plenty of wrong lyrics, just can't think of them right now..........

Soupy said...

yeah, what's scary also, is to go to the "life feed" of your blog traffic and you can see where the hits come from- you can also see if they did a search, what they typed in *eyebrows raised* and that led to THE BLOG you are writing (in my case, I have 2 youn girls and simple, sweet things were taken the wrong way and I had to delete the posts)
Amazing how sick people are.
Anyways, I'm for one so excited for Grandma's this year!! :) It's gonna be a 21 YEAR REUNION ! LOL

oh and have plenty of wrong lyrics, just can't think of them right now..........

Jessica said...

I think your post made even more people to google for the term flesh light. the comments left on your blog about flesh light are so random and with no sense that I am surprised that you decided to find out what is flesh light.

Carolina John said...

ok, so now I'll have to google fleshlights. thanks for that.